Would you like to see my baseball pose?

As I approached this man he told me that he was once in the Army "Special Forces." He then asked me to put in a good word for him at the recruiting office because he just re-enlisted. I told him, "Of course I will." He then said that major league baseball players are paid by the federal government and they are responsible for marijuana. He said that marijuana comes in strands that you carry on your shoulders. He then asked, "Do you want to see my baseball pose?" I said, "Sure." He then showed me (above). "Can you tell the coach I want to play?" I told him I would. He thanked me and I walked away.