He was walking in downtown Nashville with a skimpily dressed Mrs. Claus along with one elf. Considering the temperature was around 70 degrees, Mrs. Claus had the right apparel on. Santa on the other hand, was getting hot.
"This picture is not gonna end up on the front page of the Tennessean, right," he asked. "Where is it going," he questioned. I smiled after he said that and chuckled.
As Santa put the cigarette in his mouth he commented, "It's been a while since I've had one of these."
As I walked away he gave Mrs. Claus a hug, "Well, that's how I got my start."
Comedian George Carlin once stated, "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."